WXTSBP Threat Level

The current Will XTS Become Profitable Threat Level is MODERATE.

• low - profitability is unlikely. Go back to bed.
• moderate - profitability is possible but not likely. Put the kettle on.
• substantial - profitability is a strong possibility. Plan Amsterdam holiday.
• severe - profitability is highly likely. Start shedding friends before they have the chance to ask for handouts.
• critical - profitability is expected imminently.
• post-critical - XTS is profitable. In other news, pigs turn out to be unaffected by ash, replacing all services to America for the foreseeable future.